megdanielle

The below post is from my drafts. Based on my youngest’s current age and phase in life, I would guess I wrote this about 5 years ago.

We’ve officially reached the worst phase in parenting with my oldest: That in which we cannot kill spiders because they’re nice and eat bugs.

Even when they’re hanging at eye level from my bedroom ceiling.

“Look at him! He’s living a good life!”

That he is, child. That he is.